It has strong powers to control he who carries it and those around him. The One Ring carried by Frodo is the most powerful thing in Middle Earth. (Man Frodo’s a douche.) Sam then more or less carries this motherfucker to the Fire-y center of a fucking volcano, where Frodo can’t even throw away the ring. the Ass hat who told him to go home after a ten year journey to Mordor. Next Sam fights a tower of Orcs, (mind you they were fighting to begin with but damn) to save Frodo, A.K.A. This we can see by the burn mark on Frodo’s neck. Why? Because letting that thing touch your skin is Fucking Stupid. Now Sam thinking Frodo is dead takes the ring and instead of wearing it as a necklace like an ass hat he puts it away in his pocket. Next, he gets paralyzed by Shelob, a giant spider that Bilbo bested and then gets bested again by Samwise. a murderous, evil, and misshapen creature, tells him a lie saying that Sam ate the Bread, Sam denies but Frodo believes and trust Gollum again even after many a warning from Sam, mind you in hindsight this was good because Sam saves his ass later but that’s not the point. On the stairs to the “tunnel” he sends Sam home after offering to hold on to the ring so he, Sam’s “Best bro” can have a break, why does he send Sam home? Because Gollum, A.K.A. Now I can’t think of anything else in two towers, so The Return of the King. Moving on to Two Towers, where he trusts a murderous, evil, and misshapen creature … what? I won’t trust Aragorn but I will trust Gollum. Next, he runs away from everyone because he has so serious trust issues. (Man pippin is a bad ass.) Then Frodo offers to give the ring to Galadriel who would be a crazy evil Witch-Queen-thing with it. Then, though it is Pippin’s fault, when they get attacked in Moria he doesn’t even kill a thing, oh and pippin, who totally makes up for his mistake by the way, sets Legolas up for the kill of the cave troll. Yes, he found out the entrance riddle, but then he almost gets eaten by the kraken. Next, he completely disregards Gandalf’s advice and says we will go through the mines putting them all in peril. Act like a bitch, get stabbed like a bitch. I mean on top of the look out of Amon Sul he doesn’t even put up a fight he drops his sword and backs off like a bitch. That’s all well and good but throughout the entire series I think he only kills Gollum and that was more or less with his words at the black gate. I was thinking about lord of the rings and I realized that the main Character (Frodo Baggins) is the Biggest Bitch in the series. If you are discussing something new, such as the recent Hobbit movies, please use spoiler tags as follows: (/spoiler)Īnd remember NOT to put spoilers in your post titles! If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world! Legolas, Aragorn and Gimli Snoos created by Tom Sexton LoTR - Wikipedia Page Spoiler Tags - USE THEM! Tolkien Related Multi-Reddit to Rule them All Recommended Sites The Homecoming of Beorhtnoth Beorhthelm's Sonįor a full recommended Tolkien reading list, please CLICK HERE - written by ebneter Related Subreddits.Lord Of The Rings (Including Appendices).Don't Criticize Others For Their Opinionsĭetails of rules are HERE Tolkien Recommended Reading.For all things Tolkien, The Lord Of The Rings, The Hobbit, Silmarillion, and more.
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